She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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