If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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