I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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