sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Too much gin, very little bucket
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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