Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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