Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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