i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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