Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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