what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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