She said her name was "party"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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