what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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