I've blown a few things in my day
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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