I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Drake has all the answers
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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