whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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