so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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