She announced her abortion via fbk
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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