Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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