just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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