Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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