well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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