you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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