i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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