I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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