So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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