we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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