i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She needs sedatives and a leash
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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