i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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