He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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