do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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