i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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