easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
wow bdsm is so cute
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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