he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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