oh god the rape fog is back!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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