whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He kissed a someone with a penis
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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