Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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