So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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