Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Let's get the cat blown out
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize