Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Edward fifth and chaser hands
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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