He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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