the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Oh god it's open bar.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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