I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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