She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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