To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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