is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment