Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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