these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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