i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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