Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I just saw a hot homeless man
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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