i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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