real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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