With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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