She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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