The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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