Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i came on her dog
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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