And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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